ERROR 4000 & SOMETHIN'!!! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
Uh oh! Looks like you took a wrong turn on the information superhighway!
Your connection seems to have taken a WRONG TURN at Albuquerque! Or maybe you tried to divide by zero? Perhaps your cat walked across the keyboard and typed in... *this*?
Is your modem making dial-up noises? You might be lost in time!
This page is under construction... by highly trained hamsters.
Whatever the reason, you've landed on... well, we're not entirely sure WHAT this is. A digital frontier? A lost Angelfire page? The cyber-equivalent of that weird drawer in your kitchen where all the mystery cables live?
Warning! You have entered a... ZONE. Proceed with caution (and maybe some snacks).
404: File Not Found. Maybe try Alt+F4? (Don't actually, unless you want to close this masterpiece).
This page is proudly OPTIMIZED for Netscape Navigator 2.0 and a 800x600 screen resolution! If you're seeing this on anything else, it probably looks... *unique*. Yeah, unique.
WHAT TO DO NOW?
- Panic? (Optional, but traditional for these situations)
- Try clicking THIS MAGICAL LINK OF DESTINY?
- Stare blankly at the screen and question the very fabric of reality?
- Count the pixels? (Good luck!)
- Contemplate the mysteries of the early internet. Why so many flames? So many dancing things?
Congratulations! You've won a free dancing banana! (To claim, please send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to the Internet. Allow 4-6000 weeks for delivery.)
The internet is a series of tubes... and you seem to have found a particularly strange junction.
Got Comments? Send your electronic mail via carrier pigeon, smoke signal, or sign my GUESTBOOK (Currently under perpetual construction... by a single, very tired hamster).
This website is a proud member of the "Websites That Make Absolutely No Sense But Are Kinda Fun Anyway" coalition and the "League of Extremely Confusing Homepages". Membership is currently open. Probably. Remember: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. Or maybe just this specific pixel. We're still negotiating with the hamsters.
Did you try turning it off and on again? (It worked for Tony Stark once... or was that just for the suit? Details, details.)
Whoops! Looks like this connection attempt went a little... arc reactor overload. Or maybe just a mild spark.
Is it a bug? A feature? A cry for help? Or just Tuesday on the interwebs?
This isn't the Stark Tower you're looking for. Maybe check sector 7G? Or that other dimension the hamsters keep talking about.
Property of S. Enterprises - Advanced Idea Mechanics Division (Project: T.A.H.I.T.I. was... a magical place. Project P.E.G.A.S.U.S. is above your paygrade.) - Unauthorized Access Logged: Error #108. Self-destruct sequence initiated... then cancelled. Too much paperwork, and the intern hid the button.
This page was lovingly hand-coded in NOTEPAD (and maybe a bit of MS Paint for the really advanced graphics). Because REAL programmers don't need fancy IDEs. Or sleep. Or sanity. Just more caffeine.
(Counter accuracy not guaranteed. May spontaneously count backwards or display hamster poetry.)
